Monday, September 21, 2009

Geek Squad - Now With Extra Screwing You In The Ass!


OK... Let's play a little game here. It called: "Find what is wrong with this picture." OK... PS3... Right... Geek Squad... OK... Wait... WTF... 130 fucking dollars?!?! REALLY!!! They must be fucking coming in and gold plating my fucking PS3 for that. Lets see... Setup... Installation... User accounts... And online account... Holy fucking hell. I swear to God... THAT IS ALMOST HALF THE PRICE OF A BRAND NEW PS3!!!

OK... Look... I recently bought a PS3 Slim because my fattie wasn't cutting it (at all... lol). I bring it home - Plug it in - User friendly DUMB FUCK CAN'T SCREW ANYTHING UP UNLESS YOU ARE A FUCKING EMP SET TO GO OFF instructions come on the screen. I had EVERYTHING that they are making you pay 130 for done in like... Hmmmmm... 15 minutes! Lets break this down... 15 minutes... 130 dollars... That is fucking over $8.50 a minute... Uh... Er... WTF?!?! I mean - This shit is automated... You boot up the triple for the first time... THERE IT IS! No fucking work involved.

Fuck I/O psychology... I wanna be paid $8.50 a minute ($510 an hour). Oh right... There is that other little thing of fucking employees in the ass... Right... Forgot about that. So... Geek squad will go out and get paid 12 dollars an hour... SOOOO........ 3 dollars... YEA!!! WHERE THE FRIGG DOES THE OTHER 127 GO?!?!?! It probably just gets sucked into the enormo black hole of doom like a fuckin piece of candy around James Woods (if you don't get that... **Shakes head** Watch more family guy) that is Best Buy corporate... Never to be seen again.

I have nothing further but grunts... Ugh... Buh... BAH!

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